[/caption]I do not really care about who “Baby Got Back” Kim Kardashian is currently dating, I am simply looking for the silver lining for her choice of allegedly “hooking-up” with Dallas wide receiver, Miles Austin.
Look at my take on the matter and follow my logic on Kim Kardashian’s dating of a cowboy receiver as an act, which may pay dividends for my long suffering Dallas Cowboys fans.
I was minty fresh out of law school when I realized that my first boss, James, had been suffering and salivating for years… in the hopes that his beloved Cowboys would make it to - and win - the Super Bowl.
Now he has a powerful tool to help him realize his dreams. As a brilliant lawyer, James too must see the pattern of Kim Kardashian dating a Cowboy, which bodes well for his team.
I know that Tony Romo’s dating of Jessica Simpson did not pan out, and many Cowboys fans believed to this day that Jessica was an incubus on Tony Romo’s performance, which infected the team in its entirety.
To James and the rest of the Cowboys fans, Kim Karsdashian dated Reggie Bush, running back for the current Super Bowl Champions, New Orleans Saints. Now she is said to be dating one of your wide receivers, which may bring the same fortunes.
Granted, I always hated the arrogance of my friends, who are Dallas Cowboy fans, especially the Dallas franchise being anointed as America’s team. But I will forego my bitching for now because, believe it or not, I want the Cowboys to succeed.
For if they do, it proves my theory, which says that there is some sort of Irish luck brought to a football team if “ Baby Got Back” Kardashian is dating one of its principal players.
My first boss, James, knows that I too am a long suffering fan of my Oakland Raiders. So I am hoping when the Cowboys win the Super Bowl due to Kim’s love mojo, then she can move on to date one of my Raiders.
It has been a long time since my silver and black been to the Super Bowl.
I have a question for Kim: does her mojo only works on football teams? Because if it works on all professional sport franchises, can I plead for the New York’s Knicks?
But Kim Kardashian must also be advised that there are some danger in dating a Dallas Cowboy… just ask Jessica Simpson.
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